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MTV Movie awards

Darn it. I missed the MTV Movie Awards..... No wait.

Now I get to the end of the freaking article, and it says "The 2002 MTV Movie Award winners were picked by a nationwide survey of MTV viewers. The telecast will air on June 6 on the MTV cable television channel and be seen in 165 countries." Then why on earth are they already reporting the winners on MSN today?!?

Stupidheads.

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Hmmm, my t.v. station said it was on last night Kristine.

I heard they were already held and the broadcasts were a few days later thanks to LOTR being a winner there.

Yeah, they don’t hold 'em live. Lots of airbrushing and bleeping to do first... wink

waaaaaaaah.

bridget jones and moulin rouge were shafted. totally shafted. grrrr. sad

I heard who the winners were via the nightly news. No surprises for that awards show- it must be televised just for the clothing.

I luv sarah and she is a really good singer she is my roll model
i am tryin to find Movies kick ass lyrics coz i luv the song so much lol

well gtg

Luv ya loads sarah

chloe

Here are the lyrics, just for you...laughing
JB: I remember when I was a child. I used to stand in line at the matinee. And when the lights when down on my dreams, they came alive on the silver screens. Movies kick ass.
SMG: Excuse me, is this seat taken?
JB: Wow, Sarah Michelle Gellar, what are you doing here?
SMG: Iím here to see a movie. Just like you. I love the maths professors with the mental disease.
JB: I love the plucky blondes earning law degrees.
SMG: Hobbitís and Ogreís and Tomb Raiding chicks.
JB: And the guy who glued his hand to hisÖ
SMG: Dictionaryís define movie as a series of pictures projected in rapid succession. But movies are so much more than that.
JB: Like a live wire hurtling on a spacemanís car. Milky way Magic on a shooting star.
SMG: ErrÖJack, I donít think that meant anything. But it makes me wanna sing.
Both: Movies kick ass. They show people having sex.
SMG: Jousting knights and light-sabre fights. Radioactive arachnid bites.
JB: And people having sex.
Both: Movies kick ass.
SMG: Jack, whatís wrong?
JB: Iím scared Sarah. Scared Iím going to be a bad host. I mean look at all these movie stars in the audience tonight. What if I stink up the joint? I donít have any answers. And my fears are embodied in these dancers. SMG wonít you help me? Iím so full of insecurity.
SMG: But Jack, everybodyís insecure.
AG: Sheís right Jack.
JB: What? Who said that? Andy Garcia!
Ag: You know Jack, I know another actor whoís insecure sometimes.
JB: You meanÖ?
AG: No. Brittney Murphy.
BM: Everybodyís got insecurities. Everyone gets the blues. And if you canít take it from Andy and me, take it from Mr Tom Cruise.
Some Guy: Tom Cruise didnít wanna sing. I guess he was kinda scared. So come on Jack gather up your nuts you son of a bitch.
All: You can find the confidence. If you look deep inside. Just listen up to us movie starsÖ.we would never lie.
JB: Youíre right movie stars I can do it. So letís kick some ass.
All: Movies kick serious. Movie kick majorly, Movies kick absolutal, total and complete ass.

Just found out, 'Some guy' is Andy Dick. Thanks smile