UGH! It's 1:59am, and my
UGH! It’s 1:59am, and my stupid roommate is passed out on the floor of our room. She whined, "I’m not used to being this drunk anymore." Her friends helping her in reminded her that it takes a lot of effort to get this drunk.
So now it’s 1am again and my room smells like vomit, I can’t find room spray, and I’m way too awake for my own good. Damn her.
